I’m not sure as to whether or not this is a genetic trait that all women possess, or merely something that occurs in the single women that I tend to meet, but I have noticed that they all seem to want to mother me. Originally I had thought that because of my extreme adventure lifestyle, and the fact that I usually came home broken or battered in some fashion that it was just a nice gesture of concern. Nope, its more than that. It seems that even if I just get a splinter or a scratch, the woman I am with will roll out the bandages, put me in my recliner, hand me the remote control and repeatedly kiss my boo boo.
This mothering instinct is a fine thing, but it can sometimes get overdone. If I mention I am inured, even a woman who has never met me face to face feels the need to nurse me back to health, by sending me home remedies or calling a local deli and having chicken soup sent to my residence. I should take the time to mention that I live within a guard gated estate, so my security is assured. I am not the handsomest man in the world, so I am not concerned that they do this out of pure lust, nor am I the ugliest, as I have not recently been seen ringing bell in a church shouting “sanctuary” at the top of my lungs. It just seems that it is genetically coded for the female of the species to do this. I have learned, however that I can work this human condition to my advantage. My Sugar baby is coming over to night and, I’m trying my best to get a groin injury before she arrives.
A Sugardaddy in Key Weird
We spend so much time telling you all the posh hotspots that you can take your Sugarbabe to, but the truth is, you don’t have to travel half way across the world to have a great time with an attractive woman by your side. Depending upon where you live, you may be able to find places that can blow your socks off and show that you are more than a rich man showing off in order to get a hottie in the sack! The perfect combination of romantic settings and uniqueness will often transform a moderately decent looking Sugardaddy into the next George Clooney. The important thing to know is that even if you travel to places that are not the grand and swanky destinations Such as South Beach or Las Vegas there are still ways and venues that display your affinity for an upscale lifestyle and that you truly deserve the moniker of Sugardaddy.
One of my favorite local get-a-ways, even though I live in the vicinity of South Beach in Miami, is to take a weekend with my favorite Sugarbabe and head south. I’m talking 90 miles from Cuba south, to the center of strange and exotic behavior, Key West! The Florida Keys are a string of little Islands that all have their own flavor and uniqueness, such as Islamorada, a quaint little drinking village with a serious fishing problem. The road trip to Key West is a lot of fun although there is a ferry that can take you from Key Biscayne to Key Weird in the same 3-4 hours that it takes to drive, but with cocktails and Television! Once on the Island depending on yours and your sugarbabes needs you may find any number of charming bed and breakfasts to a five star luxury hotel such as the La Concha. Your evenings can be as simple as visiting the little hole in the wall bars once frequented by the likes of Ernest Hemingway and Jimmy Buffett. If the wild side takes hold of you and you want to do a little showing off there is always the Bull & Whistle Stop bar which boasts live music downstairs and a clothing optional bar on the third floor.
No matter what state you live in, there are always some great places that are a just a bit off the beaten path and worth the visit. If you are a wealthy man, with an incredibly attractive Sugarbabe, you may just find that the little extra that you can spend than the average visitor to these places, will make you look and feel like the Sugardaddy you are, and allow your Sugarbabe to see a side of you that is a bit more carefree and exotic.
Ahhhh, Las Vegas, if New York City is the city that never sleeps than Vegas is the one that goes on a three day binge! It seems that every Sugardaddy I have ever met has a story about himself and a Sugarbabe he took to Las Vegas for a long weekend. What you will not hear from a quality Sugardaddy is a story about how he scored a great combination rate for Bally’s that includes airfare, room and a famous Las Vegas Buffett. When a wealthy man takes attractive women to Sin City, it is about what he can show her that the Average Joe cannot. Suites at the Palms hotel are the measuring stick and not having to wait on lines to get into the hot Vegas clubs such as Pure at Caesar’s Palace where the chance of breaking up a cat fight between Britney Spears and…well, anyone, may land you on the cover of a tabloid; is always a possibility. Although VIP service in Vegas is what most people think of when they put the words Sugardaddy and this desert paradise together, there is a hidden side of the Las Vegas experience that may just set you apart from the rest.
The night life in Las Vegas is well known to almost anyone who has been there and for those who feel the need to party 24 hours a day while in town, there are always incredible pool parties to while away the day until its time to hit the tables and then another round of club hopping. The current most popular midday hot spot would be the Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel and casino, yet another place to mingle with the rich and famous. But if you want to really show your romantic side and separate yourself from every other person with deep pockets who comes to Las Vegas, a scenic side trip into the natural world surrounding this city can pay huge dividends. Forty minutes in either direction of the city can bring you to both the Colorado River and some incredible canyons, just over the Hoover dam in Arizona, or if heading west, Red Rocks Canyon can make for a beautiful and possibly romantic day trip. The key is that you are entertaining beautiful women, yet you want to have some quality time with them as well. At some of the top tier venues the loud music may drown out anything meaningful that could take place outside the confines of the hotel suite.
So, if your are a Sugardaddy who is in reasonable decent shape, and your relationship is a bit more than just spending time, and a lot of money on some arm candy. Your Sugarbabe is someone whom you have the potential of an actual relationship with; do not discount the natural world just outside of the bright lights of Las Vegas. After all, the Grand Canyon was there long before Las Vegas was, (with the possible exception of Wayne Newton!).
Face it guys, women are aliens sent from another galaxy to turn our brains into oatmeal! This has got to be true as I can see no other alternative as to why they sometimes act the way that the do. We continuously give women the benefit of the doubt in all situations and in return we get the verbal equivalent of a kick in the head. Have you ever noticed that as the attractiveness goes up so does the drama related to that woman? Beautiful women that are over 35 years old are among the leading cause of death among middle aged men, really! its true!, and with most of them lately trying to apply for concealed weapons permits, the male gender is in some serious trouble.
Drama Queens believe they are in fact royalty, and expect to be treated as such. Have you ever been to a fancy restaurant with one these evil creatures when she turns from Doctor Jekyll into Ms. Hyde? This transformation usually takes place somewhere after the first glass of wine and before the appetizer, which leads us to believe that the catalyst for this transformation is bread. These exceptionally attractive women, who we usually find on the various free online dating sites, must starve themselves from eating any carbohydrates during the week in order to fit into their slinky little black dress that is a mainstay of the Sugarbabe wardrobe. Once they sit down and begin to eat the bread that they have been denying themselves all weeklong, you will notice that they then begin to wave the butter knife around like it was an extension of their hand. They also feel the need to point it directly at you, that is until the waiter, who is busy with normal customers takes that one extra moment before arriving at your table to ask if you are ready for your main course. Ms. Hyde then begins the evil glare and begins telling you loudly how inefficient the kitchen crew is, and how it will be reflected in their tip. You on the other hand are trying to alert the poor waiter as to which meal is yours and that he can spit in hers if he wishes, you will understand.
Some how, you make it through the meal and begin walking to the valet to pick up your car and drive your date home. She on the other hand is ranting and raving what a wonderful Sugardaddy your are and can’t wait to get you to her house. A cold tingle goes up your spine and the thought of possibly falling asleep in the company of this women brings back thoughts of the movie alien. As you are driving, you think about your idol, James Bond, 007, and how great it would be to have an ejector seat built into your Mercedes. As you near her home, you begin to think about the other Sugarbabe you enjoy spending time with, she is not as pretty, but you never cease to have a great time with her.
Your are within mere blocks of her place and the sweat is beading down your forehead, she begins her amorous moves on you and for second you consider reaching over and opening the car door and giving her a quick shove and a wave goodbye, you then think about which would be worse, the prison sentence or the bedroom. Crunch time is now at hand as you pull to the curb, in a last grasp at salvation you blurt out how you need to just call the STD clinic to make sure you are on the right meds this week.
As she races to her front door you can barely make out her saying that she will call you this week, sometime…Your smile is from ear to ear as you apologize to your other Sugarbabe over the phone for the late call, and ask her out for a night cap as your meeting ran a bit late. You swear you will never put yourself in this position again no matter how attractive the woman is…until next time, that is.
Have you seen the muffin man?
We have on numerous occasions on this blog stated how important it is to keep your appearance up, try your best to keep in shape, and to dress for success. Although this is the general consensus for most Sugardaddies, we are now about to explain the exception to this rule. I like to call this type of Sugardaddy “the muffin man”. My buddy Gordon is just such a person. Gordon, lives a life of luxury due in part to a healthy trust fund and in larger part to a small gizmo that he invented some years ago that had to do with women’s bras, which he sold for a bundle. We call Gordon the Muffin man because his belly hangs over his trousers like the top of a muffin. Gordon, does not care how this makes him look and is probably one the happiest people I have ever met. This is the key to the exception, if you are happy with yourself and do not care what other people think, you have an excellent chance of having people wanting to spend time with your as your delight with yourself seems to be infectious, and everyone gets happy being around you.
You do not have to be a chubby chaser if you are this type of individual, as it seems this is the one exception when personality actually does triumph over physical attributes, not always, but occasionally. As a wealthy man with a large belly, I mean wallet, you can still be discerning over your approach to dating beautiful women. When a Sugardaddy party is set to take place at the residence of one of these portly, yet well adjusted men, you can be sure that it will be an event for the ages, as these gentlemen really know how to throw a bash, complete with food, drink and plenty of pole dancing. The reason that the “muffin man” can frequently throw such gala parties is that this is his entertainment. He cannot take part in skiing holidays or jet off to Costa Rica for a surfing holiday with the guys, so instead he brings the fun to himself.
We all have a great friend that is just like my buddy Gordon, overweight but incredibly fun to be around. We all do try to get our friends to lose weight, not only for appearance but for health issues as well. His manner is fun and happy go lucky, his personality is mysterious yet charming and his friends are loyal and endless. The Sugarbabe that realizes this and decides to take a chance on “the Muffin Men” of the world may just be in for the ride of their lives, after all, you may have to put in some work on a Twinkie to get to the wonderful creamy filling.