Why some women are drama queens

Face it guys, women are aliens sent from another galaxy to turn our brains into oatmeal! This has got to be true as I can see no other alternative as to why they sometimes act the way that the do. We continuously give women the benefit of the doubt in all situations and in return we get the verbal equivalent of a kick in the head. Have you ever noticed that as the attractiveness goes up so does the drama related to that woman? Beautiful women that are over 35 years old are among the leading cause of death among middle aged men, really! its true!, and with most of them lately trying to apply for concealed weapons permits, the male gender is in some serious trouble.

Drama Queens believe they are in fact royalty, and expect to be treated as such. Have you ever been to a fancy restaurant with one these evil creatures when she turns from Doctor Jekyll into Ms. Hyde? This transformation usually takes place somewhere after the first glass of wine and before the appetizer, which leads us to believe that the catalyst for this transformation is bread. These exceptionally attractive women, who we usually find on the various free online dating sites, must starve themselves from eating any carbohydrates during the week in order to fit into their slinky little black dress that is a mainstay of the Sugarbabe wardrobe. Once they sit down and begin to eat the bread that they have been denying themselves all weeklong, you will notice that they then begin to wave the butter knife around like it was an extension of their hand. They also feel the need to point it directly at you, that is until the waiter, who is busy with normal customers takes that one extra moment before arriving at your table to ask if you are ready for your main course. Ms. Hyde then begins the evil glare and begins telling you loudly how inefficient the kitchen crew is, and how it will be reflected in their tip. You on the other hand are trying to alert the poor waiter as to which meal is yours and that he can spit in hers if he wishes, you will understand.

Some how, you make it through the meal and begin walking to the valet to pick up your car and drive your date home. She on the other hand is ranting and raving what a wonderful Sugardaddy your are and can’t wait to get you to her house. A cold tingle goes up your spine and the thought of possibly falling asleep in the company of this women brings back thoughts of the movie alien. As you are driving, you think about your idol, James Bond, 007, and how great it would be to have an ejector seat built into your Mercedes. As you near her home, you begin to think about the other Sugarbabe you enjoy spending time with, she is not as pretty, but you never cease to have a great time with her.

Your are within mere blocks of her place and the sweat is beading down your forehead, she begins her amorous moves on you and for second you consider reaching over and opening the car door and giving her a quick shove and a wave goodbye, you then think about which would be worse, the prison sentence or the bedroom. Crunch time is now at hand as you pull to the curb, in a last grasp at salvation you blurt out how you need to just call the STD clinic to make sure you are on the right meds this week.
As she races to her front door you can barely make out her saying that she will call you this week, sometime…Your smile is from ear to ear as you apologize to your other Sugarbabe over the phone for the late call, and ask her out for a night cap as your meeting ran a bit late. You swear you will never put yourself in this position again no matter how attractive the woman is…until next time, that is.

Who is hugh hefner dating

It seems like every time we turn on the television or pick up a magazine during a check out at the local grocery store we come face to face with one of Hug Hefner’s blonde haired Sugar babes, also know as ‘the girls next door.” It gets very confusing when you also hear that one the girls, Kendra Wilkinson is marrying a professional football player and another is linked to famous Las Vegas Magician Chris Angel. So, are these his girlfriends or is he just the incubator raising them in the ways of the world until these little chicks are ready to fly the coop?

I have always had the most incredible respect for Hugh Hefner. He began his empire when it was not as socially acceptable to be a Sugar daddy or to display nude woman in public or magazines. He may have been considered a pioneer in the sexual revolution of the 1960’s, and for me personally, he is a god for having had the beautiful Barbi Benton, (a country singer and sex kitten a few decades ago), wow!, did I have a crush on her when I was a kid!

So, I began to think about who was Mr. Hefner’s girlfriends? His ex-wife lives in the neighborhood with two of his children, he is constantly surrounded by a bevy of beautiful women, and his summer pool parties at the playboy mansion are the stuff legends are made of. As I looked over the Internet for information on Hugh Hefner and the many women he has had living at the mansion, and those he has been associated over the years, I have come to one main conclusion. This man could have single handedly caused a great Viagra drought for Sugar daddies worldwide! Since the rumors of Hef’s current women moving on with their lives is pretty well confirmed, the new gossip says Mr. Hefner now has a pair of blonde twins moving into the mansion, with the only lone hold out from the ‘girls next door’ being Bridget Marquardt.

As, a Sugardaddy who has learned much from the class and style of Hugh Hefner over the past years, I think about all the women he has had. I think about how much he influenced how men treat women, and how women now reciprocate with their men. I think about how sexy fashion that we have all grown to love and lust for, was in part influenced by the gorgeous ladies who have graced the pages of playboy magazine. I think about the young boy under the covers with a current issue of Playboy Magazine and a flashlight, hiding it from his parents. Hugh Hefner has so influenced the world of the Sugardaddy, that when someone asks me, “who is Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend?” I look at them, smile and say “they all are”!

Sugardaddies of the world unite!

It is not our job to solve every single problem for every girl we may come to know. It is well within our right to pick and choose who we assist and in what fashion we will help, whether it’s financially or merely emotional support. This may seem to some a bit harsh, but I have come to realize that at some point the return on our good natured friendship is not worth the effort we put out. How often have we offered to help, with no expectation of anything in return, only to have that person take advantage and rely on us for every little thing. Its ok, to help but when you start dreading that person’s phone calls, its time to put a stop to it.

Last night I had the displeasure of listening to a friend who is going through a difficult time. This person is extremely attractive, yet has had a self brought on run of bad luck, much brought on by a poor choice of friends and alcohol. I recently made a well thought out decision to remove all individuals who detract from my happiness, and concern myself more with those who add to my enjoyment of life and to find others that are without enough previous baggage to make the bellhop at the Palms think twice if the tip is worth it.

To all Sugar daddy types in the world, we are good people, but we are not morons. We are in this lifestyle not only because we enjoying helping others, but because there is usually something in the deal that makes it worthwhile for us, emotional or physical. When the Sugar daddy relationship becomes a drain on our existence it is time to move on. This is usually a great time to take time for you. Re-evaluate what you want out of life and what makes you happy. Re-design the strategy that you feel will allow you to achieve your goals. There will always be attractive young women, but there is only one you! Whether its time to lay back and smell the roses or tackle some project that you have been putting off for too long, the time you give others is time you will never get back, so if it’s that relationship has become not worth the time and effort spent on it, give that time to the most important person in your life…YOU!

Friends hostile takeover attempt.

How many times have you gone out to dinner with one of your Sugar babes and taken along one of your friends as sort of the third wheel. Everything seems harmless enough but your friend starts acting a bit strangely and begins offering a few tidbits of information that you would have preferred your date not know. Keep a close eye on your friend when this begins to occur, as what will most frequently follow is not going to be pleasant! Notice that your buddy will begin a prolonged stare at your Sugar babes when he starts divulging this information, and that the information has now begun to minimize your accomplishments while maximizing his own. The writing is now on the wall; your so-called friend is making a covert play for your date. This happens a lot more frequently than you might suspect, and although most of the time it is done without your friend realizing he is doing it, (even good friends might do this unconsciously, but they will quickly snap out of it and back into friend mode), however, not so good friends have made a direct attack on your territory. This can never be tolerated, and you must nip it in the bud, causing as much pain and suffering upon the intruder as is possible.

If the young lady you are with, is very intuitive, she will pick up on this very quickly, and if she is truly someone that wants to be with you she will shut him down in a heartbeat, if not, you may want to cut the evening short, permanently drop off the lady, and crack your former friend in the mouth with a roll of nickels. If the lady is not perceptive enough to pick up on this behavior then you must take this matter into your own hands. Remember that this woman is with you. You are her current Sugar daddy, and as such she will have placed some matter of faith and confidence in your abilities to be the alpha male. To do this you must take every unsavory comment your friend discloses and turn it into a joke, trying your best to make him the punchline. It’s always good to show him as the womanizer he obviously is by mentioning his past conquests, this gives him the impression you are bragging about him but from a woman’s view point, this may have a negative effect, as she would think he is playing her as just another conquest. After talking about these past indiscretions, if he is not properly reduced in attitude, you may follow it up by saying “ so, how’s that last round of antibiotics working for ya”? Isn’t life grand!

Leave the party girl at the party!

I was spending some time people watching on Ocean Drive, in the South Beach area of Miami last Friday night. Since I live in that immediate area, I can stroll the beach or have a drink at one of them many sidewalk bistros that line the main drag, and just sit and take in the flavor of the tropical atmosphere. I remember when I was a bit younger how this area used to be my stomping grounds, and I would rarely if ever go home alone. Now that I wear a slight older man’s clothes my view of the party lifestyle has significantly changed. While sitting with a friend at the News Café, I happened to notice a very attractive young woman sashaying her way down the street with some friends. Their group was loud and a little bit obnoxious, but nonetheless fun to watch. As they passed, aside from trying to understand what the obsession is with wearing thong panties with jeans that barely cover her buttocks, I overheard them talking about which club they were going to hit next. The guys that were with them, kept them from stumbling as they clearly were not in driving condition. We had been joined by two other friends for our second round of appetizers and drinks, or maybe it was the third, but shortly thereafter these same women came sashaying back up Ocean Drive only this time they were being supported and fondled by an entirely different group of gentleman. This made me think back about all the similar women I had dated, and how the partying lifestyle never was conducive to building solid relationships.

It is my solemn belief that as a Sugar daddy I need to choose wisely as to whom I will act in a capacity as educator and benefactor. It seems that the “Party Girls” of today have little or no respect for themselves or those who care about them, let alone any boyfriends that are left home on party nights. If you choose to have a relationship with a young woman, it is vitally important that this relationship is built on mutual respect and trust. If these elements are not there you may as well pull up at the front of any exclusive club in a $200K sports car and pick the little hottie that you want to go home with. This is very much like going to the supermarket to buy a piece of meat, as you will undoubtedly forget about this choice cut shortly after devouring it. If you are a true Sugar daddy, you will choose wisely as although you may not be looking for an everlasting relationship, you are not looking for a one night stand either. What is the point of showing a beautiful young lady a better than average lifestyle, if you feel it will be wasted on the hardcore party lifestyle. The perfect Sugarbabe may occasional go out and enjoy life to the fullest but she does it with class and dignity. She is someone you are proud to have on your arm and never have to worry whose arms are holding her up. As far as party girls are concerned, leave the party girl at the party!

Dating a young woman with children

Many Sugardaddies find themselves in the awkward position of dating a young woman with children. These women are sometimes financially strapped and can use an experience mentor or benefactor to help get them back on the track to stability. You may also find a young lady with children that comes from a wealthy, established background herself and merely prefers to date within her own socio-economic circle. In either of these cases you may come across those individuals who assist in the care of the children. In the average or middle class neighborhood you will find the baby sitter and in the upscale district you will find the nanny or au pair. Words of advice…”leave the nanny alone!” You should not even get into conversation with this woman as even the slightest hint of friendship will result in your attractive young lady friend growing horns and fangs ready to rip you to pieces. How many times have you seen on television the young post teen babysitter beginning a torrid affair with the man of the house? How many times have we seen the nightly news discuss a divorce with the reason being a tryst with the nanny? This cannot end well!

My suggestion to you is to treat the babysitter like the guy from the Internal Revenue Service who just told you that you owe a ridiculous amount of back taxes. In your mind, picture not that sweet angelic face of youth that you can’t wait to get your grubby little paws on, but imagine she looks former secretary of state Margaret Albright or Prince Charles in a dress. What I am trying to say is ‘keep away from the nanny!’ If you can pay complete disregard to your girlfriend’s babysitter, she will consider you to be entirely trustworthy which can make your life much, much more delightful. So remember no matter how enticing she may be, keep your distance from you girlfriends nanny, after all, I never said anything about a friend’s babysitter!

Considerate and thoughtful Sugar daddy

How many of you guys out there have been in the unenviable position of having to pick out a birthday present for your Sugarbabe with a relatively short amount of time to get it and almost know input form her or her friends. What makes this situation even more tenuous is that if you don’t choose wisely, you will invariably pay the price for some time to come. The absolutely worst thing you can do is to actually ask your lady what she would want for her birthday. This translates into “women speak” that you do not know her well enough to choose or are too lazy to give it any thought. If you do ask her what should would like as a present, she will almost always say, “I’m sure you will pick something wonderful” or “Just make it a thoughtful gift”, you lose in either case unless you can come up with something so unique and unexpected that her friends will tell her how lucky she is to have such a considerate and thoughtful Sugar daddy.

The key to avoid any major conflict is to get her both! The expensive gift tells her she worth every penny, and the unique gift which displays your willingness to think outside the box. If you work it correctly, you can almost get two for the price of one! Jewelry is always difficult unless you are absolutely sure of what she wants. What you can do is make a day of her present by first taking her for a spa day for the both of you. This shows her that you are willing to take part in things that she holds as important. This doesn’t work out as well if there is a major sporting event or a new episode of Sex In The City airing that day. After the spa you take her for an incredible lunch at her favorite bistro and then comes the big finish, you take her to a pre-selected Jewelry store at which you have pre-arranged to have several items you are interested in displayed for her selection. In this way you have now showed your taste and sophistication, yet having spoken to the manager in advance you will still be within a specified price range. This does not work if her friend works at the jewelry store. If you choose such a situation you deserve to be taken for an additional several thousand dollars.

There are many variations of this tactic for anyone’s financial status, but no matter what you decide, by taking some of this advice and having your Sugar babe see that there was a genuine effort made, (ok, so it only took an hour to set up!) you will avoid any interruption in the blissful status of your Sugar daddy relationship. You will however, more than likely get an ugly tie, or a gift certificate to HER favorite restaurant for your birthday, and it’s even more likely it will be charged to your credit card. Isn’t’ life great!

Weather and women

Living here in the tropical climate of South Florida, I have come to realize that the weather can change in an instant. One minute it can be bright blue skies and the next the wind picks up and a torrential downpour begins. What makes this even stranger is that you can actually see the weather begin to turn and then come at you. Many times it will be raining cats and dogs a block away but, the sun will be out and it is smooth sailing a hundreds yards from you. The key to avoiding getting caught in this storm is that you can actually see it coming and have time to get out of the way. This is incredibly similar to the mood swings of many women I have dated. The only real difference is that in the weather scenario, I am usually smart enough to come in out of the rain, with the women; I get pounded by the squall!

Men should almost always see these storms coming, after all in previous decades there was a reason that hurricanes were always named after women! We can usually see the storm in a woman’s evil little mind starting to brew and intensify in strength, yet we still stand there and wait for it to reach maximum ferocity. We stand, watch and wait. Why is it that we know that we are about to get pummeled, yet we are not smart enough to run for cover. The analogies of women and those beautiful things found in nature are endless, we have already discussed the beautiful calm before the storm, but there is also the stunning rose that will draw blood with its thorns as readily as will deliver that sweet smelling aroma. We need to remind ourselves as men, that also there is extreme and exquisite segments to a beautiful woman, we need to be on guard for changes in the force! After all, doesn’t the black widow spider quite often kill her mate?.

Keep it private from your sugar babe

So many times I hear about Sugardaddies who have divulged an incredible amount of both personal and financial information to those women that they are dating. I sometimes wonder what the hell they were thinking. Of course in most relationships, bits and pieces of your previous personal life and fiscal information will find their way into a conversation, and will invariably lodge inside the greedy little brain of your Sugar babe. Understand, that if you are dating a Sugar babe this goes with the territory. After all, this young lady is with you for many reasons, one of which is your ability to support her in a comfortable lifestyle. At some point when this arrangement is coming to an end, depending upon the tone of the break-up, she will either ask you for assistance during the transition, walk away to be with another, or as is frequently the case, blackmail you with veiled threats. This last ploy usually involves the Internal Revenue Service or a transsexual named Roxie whom you met during a drunken night in Jamaica, but that’s another story. The point is, there is no reason, unless this person has been with you for a very long time, and you do not see it ending anytime soon, to enlighten them to these aspects of your life. It cannot end well.

Face it, there are just some things that are best kept to yourself and especially those things that can come back to bite you in the tushy. I’m sure there are plenty of women that you have dated that wouldn’t even consider using information gathered over the course of a relationship as bargaining chips for some scandalous reason, but why take the chance? As a Sugar daddy it is your responsibility to ensure a better than average lifestyle for those under your care, and move them in a direction to better themselves. No where in the official Sugar babe adoption papers does it state that you have let their accountants have a look at your books, or subject yourself to psychological profiling. There is nothing holding the young woman to you other than her own need to live a more upscale existence, and unless she is closer to your age, and there is a deep and genuine relationship established, it is more than likely that she will be on her way when offered a bigger and better deal. In these very uncertain times, fortunes are won and lost, its ok for a Sugar babe to live beyond her means, as long as she doesn’t live beyond your means as well.

Blind date set-up.

If I had a share of Google stock for every time someone started a conversation with “I know this girl that would be perfect for you” I would be even richer than I am today, and would never even conceive of slaving over a hot keyboard again! As well intentioned as these fine people may be, those words are the kiss of death, as we all know what phrases such as this and “she has a great sense of humor”, mean in terms in looks department. This is why the only people I will accept blind date information from are my doctor, or personal trainer. If you think about what these individuals have in common you will understand why they are the only people I know that I will accept sightless judgment from.

If a friend gives you the phone number of a young woman and says she is cute and has a great personality, you can rest assured she probably is a lot of fun to be around, but her looks could probably make an onion cry. I am very lucky to have a lot of friends who are physicians, so when they tell me that she is very attractive, I have this information from someone who has actually seen her naked. Personal trainers are also a great source of judgment in the looks department, as most of them are so vain, that for them to say someone else is really good looking is a big plus. In addition, personal trainers will also be more than happy to tell you what they feel she may need to work on. Although personal trainers are great judges of physical beauty, do not count on them, for determining a potential dates intelligence or sense of humor, for some reason, the don’t do well on topics outside of the gym. If you happen to have a friend that is a gynecologist who works out 5 times a week, you have hit gold and can give him or her carte blanche on selecting a date for you.

So there you have it, you now know whom to trust when being considered for a blind date set-up. I’m sure women have the same feelings when their friends are attempting to set them up with men. I’m not entirely sure what their criteria is for matchmaking, but just remember, the person setting you up is friends with both of you, and you can never be completely certain where their loyalty lies. I hope this has been informative and you find the person of your dreams. I have to get dressed and out of here now, my accountant has set me up with someone she thinks would be perfect for me!